Why do some guys pull off getting any date from any girl–drunken or sober? Well, go figure! They know a thing or two about how to ask a girl out easily … but you don’t.
Next to hearing of your immediate arrest from the boys in blue, the only other thing that can quickly sober you up from your drunken stupor is probably getting a date from the town’s finest girl–just like that, without even trying. Very unlikely…considering how appalling you become past your regular sixth bottle.
So do you think you’re sober enough to snap open that can of worms (or butterflies)?
Either way, it won’t work and especially with the butterflies – those will just jumble your words, hold your tongue hostage and leave you high and dry after making a fool of yourself in the name of asking for a date.